I am currently recovering from a bit of shock. I guess it was my last Christmas gift. I got a call to bring some ice and lotion to one of the guest rooms at the hotel. It isn't an unusual request. I prepared the necessary items and then went to the room.
I knocked, and it took some time for the people to come to the door. It was dark in the room. When they opened the door, it was two 20-something women, stark NAKED. I kept my composure. I did look at the goods, and from and anatomical perspective, they were proportial. Meaning, they were attractive women.
They giggled, asked for more ice and lotion. I didn't smile, laugh, or even cry. However, I did run and tell everyone I work with.
As it turns out they know one of my work-mates and were hoping he anwered the door. I sent him to the room for more ice, and we timed it to make sure he returned. Oh, they are strippers...